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El Tel
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About
- Gender:
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- Nottingham UK The Worlds Best City
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- Electrician
All About Me ROFL
Hi’a…
A quick Hello...
It’s the full Monty or Now’t at all…
I am D.I.V.O.R.C.E.D… My solicitor told me at the time I’d a got less for manslaughter, but the drawback is the scenery is not that good. He was a bit L8; I’d done 14yr already and the cooking was probably better too.
I can remember mi wedding, she was all dressed in white, Ha’…
She had just finished her shift at the flower mill. She came hurtling down the isle like an ex-er-set missile, I could see her coming; but they was little I could do too stop her.
Its alright for the vicar £300 a week.
He said “Do you take this women for your law-full wedded wife”
I said “I DO”
He L (o)(o) KED at her and said,
“I’ll ask you again” The rotten sod.
Mi honeymoon well…
were walking along the promenade in Skegness (That’s on the Lincolnshire coast UK)
And she said,
“What do you think of mi flip flop’s”?
I replied, “Put your bra back on you’ll get us both locked up”
She just loved the way all the tables and chairs were outside…
Were I come from we call that eviction…
Yes I’m the infamous, the one and only “me”.
I walk 8’ 14” tall and I’m as old as mi tongue and a wee bit older than mi teeth; well what few I’ve got left anyway…
Truthfully, now there’s as word lol… I’ve a heart of gold, but unfortunately, I’m fat, short, balding mouse brown with hint’s of grey hair LOL and ugly, I’ve not got a lot going for me really, have I… but apart from that my vital statistics are like this…
44A” 36” 36”
5’~9¼”
14½ Stone of share gristle…
Having had two score and nine years (young) practice, at getting my psychic to this panicky point. lol
I work as an electrician currently on long term sick due to an industrial accident while working out on site.
Hay but I’m on the mend; well stable that’s until I’ve had a pint or six’ish…
Easy Tiger’s; I’za only drink in moderation i.e. not too the extreme, I dunna won’t to spill any of it now; do I.
I love mi PC when it behaves itself, and “I hate football”…
Catch you all L8ERInteract
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